Sunday, August 5, 2012

Hot Fun in the Summertime-Reliving the 70's with an empty Slurpee® cup

     It's been a hot Summer no doubt. Nothing beats the heat like a Slurpee® or even better yet, any booze infused concoction in one of these nifty vintage Slurpee® cups.

I mean what's Summer without waking up on your neighbors lawn with this song pounding in your head?

"Well, woke up this morning with a Slurpee® cup in my hand.
Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I die?
Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been.
Come on, let's do it again.
Do, feel like I do?
How'd ya feel?"

A Bud couldn't taste better than in this worthy vessel. Fuck hipsters and that shitty P.B.R

The Old Silver Fox himself

After drinking a couple of these filled with my favorite hooch I would certainly be ready to be "Taking Care of Business".

And who wouldn't want to obnoxiously scream "Rock On" after consuming a few too many pints from this cup that is, even when empty, brimming with awesomeness.


Kiss an Angel Good Morning and kiss your sobriety goodbye, in style.

Did you ever ponder how many times the air guitar and even air keyboards have been played to Edgar Winter's Frankenstein? Nearly every time I drink I ponder that very question.

This one deserves its own place in the hallowed halls of Just Fucking Amazing Shit!

I Can See Clearly Now? Not a chance after all the malt liquor I been swillin' outta this thing! Who would have thought that Johnny Nash was the fourth member of the Hair Bear Bunch?

Just add booze to chase down those amphetimines with this stylish addition to your fine barware collection.

The Average White Band on their own slightly above average designed cup.

I Love this one...what Stoned Soul Picnic is complete without this to hold all that wonderful moonshine with? I want some vodka to go in my purple drank.

Stoned Soul Picnic... 

Slurp it down to a stoned soul picnic
Slurring down to a stoned soul picnic
There'll be lots of time and wine
Red yellow honey
Sassafras and moonshine
Stoned Soul


  1. Apologies...I have no idea how an ad for that cocksucker Mitt Romney appeared on my Blog.